bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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