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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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