- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Small Penis.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

why did sally drown cause she was black

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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