- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Internet Explorer

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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