- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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