A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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how much fish could a chicken

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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