whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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