Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

XD Jackass.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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