**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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i dont fisish anythi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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