Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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non poop

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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4 hours later.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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