- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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