- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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