What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Anti Joke

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