- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Lil Wayne

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

360 NO SCOPE

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Michael Brown

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Small Penis.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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