Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Mahmy

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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