- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haha, I get it..

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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