- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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