- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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