- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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