- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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