What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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