- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Rebecca Black's career.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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