What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Christ is a conspiracy

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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