How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Anti Joke

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