- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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