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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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