Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

#Getweird

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

David Cameron

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Anti Joke

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