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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

hers a joke... japanese people

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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