Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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