- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Christ is a conspiracy

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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