A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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i like it in the mouth

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Tunechi

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sky silverstein

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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