- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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