- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A house comes around the corner.

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