What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

bangers and mash?

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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