Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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