- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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