- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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