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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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