- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

No it doesnt..

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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