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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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