What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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