What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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men's rights activists

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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The child was fired from his job.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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