What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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A pope meets another one

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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