- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Eric is gay Ha

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

what did one computer say to the other .........

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A woman walks into a bar.

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