What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Justin Bieber

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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i saw amango it splootered

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What's 9+10? 19

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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jews

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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