had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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