- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

jews

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

An Asian with a big dick.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

A Serbian Film

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??