why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

A man goes to the potty.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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