- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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