- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

if got a joke if fogot it

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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