- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Knock Knock. Doors open

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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