- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What is white and black and red all over.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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