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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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