- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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