Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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