- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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