What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Jesus Christ

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Dwarf Shortage

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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