- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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