- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

ever tried african food? they neither

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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