How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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