- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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