oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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